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Problem: I keep having these urges to have a chat with
people. This is quite impossible in bar dancings or other
loud
social gatherings like loud bars (very common in
Amsterdam),
festivals and concerts.
Solution: Bring a few sets of industrial earplugs to keep
the interesting things
(the conversation) and filter out the
often
irritating things out (drunks singing, bar music, or the
feedback of a bad PA system).
Another advantage is that you can also talk with a normal
volume (and hear other people talking with normal volume),
and other people cant. So the conversation can be as
intimate as you want. This makes loud concerts perfect
surroundings for talking about bribes, state security and
personal affairs.
Sonomax earplugs - the baked product of this idea
http://sonomax.com/...roducts/custom.aspx I wear mine daily. Great for industrial use - no loud noises, but pretty good clarity from conversational-level sound. Analogous to a low pass filter for sound intensity. [Custardguts, Jan 17 2008]
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My recommendation is to use those texting phones they advertise on TV for this very purpose. |
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[As far as I can tell, now that we no longer touch each other when we dance, loud music is simply a mating aid, designed to force people to lean into close contact just to hold a conversation.] [I can think of no other plausible explanation for it, anyway.] |
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turn the lights down darling and the MUSIC UP - I don't think so. |
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po: you're too old, dear. (It is a mechanism to get youngsters unused to touching the opposite sex to touch; thereafter, nature takes its course.) |
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I always thought the strategy was "Ha-ha! Now it's too loud for you to talk, you have nothing to do here except drink and dance!" |
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I quite like your theory though, [DrCurry]. [po] The lights going down most definitely is a mating aid - it has a similar effect to the infamous 'beer goggles'. |
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I think you'll find that folks have been wearing earplugs in loud environments such as nightclubs for many an age now, at least since the advent of earplugs and/or loud environments. Very often the band members and sound technicians are sporting them. |
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As 'wax said, what is the idea here? |
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..and if there was an idea here, it would be thoroughly baked. One girl I know even has a special wrist watch shaped container to keep the earplugs in before heading to the club. |
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psneekes, if you can find me some industrial earplugs that behave as you wish, I can make you rich. |
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As some others observed, the idea is not new on it self, but the use of industrial earplugs outside a profesional context seemed new to me and rrr. |
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The idea is: get a nice conversation in a loud context. |
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It's like a nonsmoker beeing able to coexist with smokers, without the bother of smoke. But then with sound. So beeing able to enjoy the ambiance and beeing able to speak with a normal tone of voice. |
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But if the level of background noise is high and you have to shout into the ear of your partner-in-conversation to be heard, then what are the chances of anybody eavesdropping? |
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[DrCurry: your recommendation is a dangerous one. Already groups of young people go to clubs & pubs and fail to engage in any form of conversation with members of their party - they're all texting people who aren't present. If people were to text each other instead of conversing face-to-face, in a few generations time humans will have no vocal cords and gigantic thumbs.] |
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Maybe someone could invent a language based on hand gestures, so you could communicate even while wearing earplugs. |
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I used to wear earplugs on stage all the time (rock'n'roll band) and in classical choral rehearsals... I don't particularly recall conversations being made any easier, but it should help somewhat if you have a <400Hz'ish rolloff. |
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See [linky]. Baked as a baked thing. |
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