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//why on earth don't they employ a photographer...?//It would probably be against the advice of their legal counsel. Evidence, y'know. |
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Besides, your passport photos would look very strange with cucumber slices in place of your lovely eyes. |
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I use the word *beautiful* loosely, as you know. |
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funny, jurist - I wondered why the journey home was so strange, its those forgotten cucumber slices! |
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you sending me to Kentucky for a makeover, flaps? |
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//you sending me to Kentucky for a makeover, flaps?// |
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Nah, I'll just pop round with my camera, hood and that flash thing.I might write a song about that. |
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"Hey, you sending me to Ketucky?" |
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"Hey, you gonna do my hair?" |
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"Hey, you sending me to Ketucky?" |
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"Hey, you gonna do my hair?" |
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"You gonna pay the fare?" |
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"Hey, you sending me to Ketucky?" |
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"Tra, la, la ,la! etc, etc... |
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But you'll sing it *Kentucky* right? |
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Yikes! Ketucky, Oio!, Viginia!...only in my world.Now wheres my drinking clock? |
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Great idea, especially with the card to hand over to the hairdressers the next time - perhaps it could include the specifications of your haircut printed on the back in some universally accepted international haircut format. |
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hmmmm a world time gentlemen please drinking clock, I like it. |
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oddly enough, I was at my hairdresser's last night. ugh.. have you ever seen the highlighting cap? so here I am in a tight, plastic cap, tied under my chin, with stands of blonde hair pulled through it..DON'T take my picuture like that! |
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They take pictures in tattoo parlors, I don't see why they can't take 'em in hair places. I know my wife would have far less anxiety if she had a good picture to take with her the next time around. |
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"I told her and told her and that fudge nugget still took off 1 1/8" instead of 1 1/16"! Now my hair's too short!" This from a woman with 3 feet of hair and me with nothing more than a shiny chrome dome. Go figure. |
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Why not, just get your hair dressed up in a photo booth? |
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I went to Glamour Shots for pix for my husband for Christmas one year. 2 weeks and $125 later I had photos that didn't look anything like me. They didn't know my hair or personality well enough to doll me up in a suitable style. The approach you suggest [po] would be so much better. Less fuss. |
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The sad truth here is that when you're at the passport control at the airport after a hectic long haul, you dont look anything like you look in the photo taken after hours of beauty therapy...its counter productive. You'll be ugly as sin by comparison. Better take a shitty photo, and look better in the flesh. |
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you might have a point there. |
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