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Well, ballroom dancing is (allegedly) a competitive sport. I'm just worried what it'll do to their lovely hair and clothes. Spent the past 3 months sewing on 15000 sequins only to be tossed harshly into a blue mat. |
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As you have clearly detected, technobadger, judo is merely the 'toned down for children' version of that most ferocious dance, The Tango. |
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Perhaps all judo competitions should be performed to tango music, with extra points being awarded for artistic interpretation. |
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Sounds a bit like Capoeira, a fight-like dance developed by Brazilian slaves because they weren't allowed to practice fighting. |
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There was a SNL skit with a demented square dance caller: |
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"Wellll, swing her round and smash her mouth. Knee him in the groin...." |
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