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itinerant speech consultant

have thesaurus, will travel
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Why not have a staff of highly trained and opinionated employees to go to social gathering so they can interrupt conversations and correct peoples grammar for a small fee. This will spare people the fuure embarrasment of having to reveal their ignorance of the english language.
gm150, Jun 30 2002

Guerrilla Pedants http://www.halfbake...Guerrilla_20Pedants
"Fixing bad grammar wherever they find it" [phoenix, Jun 30 2002, last modified Oct 04 2004]

Pedant Police http://www.halfbake...dea/Pedant_20Police
The antithesis. [phoenix, Jun 30 2002, last modified Oct 04 2004]

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       Welcome to the HalfBakery.
phoenix, Jun 30 2002
  

       Though one has to wonder at the utility of a Thesaurus to the 'people of the fuure'. It might cause them 'embarrasment' to know they're speaking 'english'.   

       Or not.
phoenix, Jun 30 2002
  


 

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