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This is pretty similar to the zeotropic subway idea. And posted on the same day! |
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ride sets are part of the road, such as tollbooth |
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well whatever I'm making something of this thread... |
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Please take your little bratts by the hand, and look down when stepping into the minivan...the minivan and your tow truck are traveling at the same rate of speed |
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The Florida Department of Transportation welcomes you to Interstate Earth, and invites you to explore, if you can manage to, the amazing story, of a morning commute from Sandford to Downtown Orlando. |
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Like an outdated and rearended minivan, our car has traveled through the lanes of 1-4...and for over 50 minutes...we have been stuck in the left hand lane. |
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From the very beginning we have always wanted to reach out to another person, to tell ourselves we should have taken the bee-line, to never again take the Lee Road exit into Orlando as a short cut. |
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Across this lonely, and harsh interstate, school busses with flashing strobe lights, passed cars in search of a way to actually get the kids to class on time. |
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but all was not lost, for mothers trapped with their kids in their minivan, found a vital key to sanity, by giving the kids portable games, no longer any screaming, no longer extra sugar in that machiatofrappellate. |
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Ages later, the downtown office workers created a complex network of texting, and thus now without ever leaving their steering wheel, co-works could text eachother their life problems before even making it to the office. |
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The elderly created the first major road symbols that they had used in previous years when gas was under 50 cents a gallons, now old men and women could flip off younger generations with a wave of the hand, and all knew what it meant. |
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But all was not lost, for people coming to Orlando from Winter Haven, could find saving grace with parts of the Osceola Parkway. |
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*sound of people south of orlando, humming and chanting* aka monk scene in SSE. |
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spaceship earth, the ride at disney |
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narrator:
"We've rollled into a new form of commuting to downtown Orlando, the commuter rail" |
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We now the ability to receve traffic reports through 511 |
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attention, your minivan is rotating backwards for your drive home. |
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