inflatable condom

In the modern world, the gentleman about town has two problems when it comes to intimate relations with the opposite gender (or even with the same gender; I guess this applies equally to such interactions).

First, the need for safe sex, which means condoms - fiddly, messy, difficult (often painful) to put on, replenish supplies, not run out at the wrong time, disposing of afterwards. The general non-user-friendliness of condoms leads a lot of people to want to dispense with them altogether.

Second, the issue of equipment size. Accustomed as we are to more of everything, and with the free availability of internet porn to up the ante, gentlemen often find that they do not measure up to expectations, leading to disappointment for both partners.

Hence the inflatable condom. This is a large-size, thicker-than-usual condom (so reusable) made of two condoms joined together at the opening, kind of like the sphock. The second is then pushed inside the first; an air tube is positioned at the interface, and runs to a small valve and pump (a squeezable rubber bulb).

To use, the penetrator puts the (deflated) condom over the equipment, then uses the pump to inflate the condom until it fits snugly. Penetration can then take place. Squeezing the bulb during intercourse allows the apparent size of the appendage to be increased arbitrarily, thus (possibly) doubling the penetratee's fun.