imood.com mood ring

For those of you out there who own webpages and are obsessed with letting others get "in the know" as to how you're feeling, (ala imood.com), but are sick and tired of suffering the labor-intensive task of trying to come up with an adjective that properly suits your vibe, this idea is for you!

I submit for your approval the following treatment: that a mood ring be created that zaps your mood to a database computer via wireless computer chip. This database then automatically records the mood and is subsequently published onto your internet web page, your pager, and anywhere else that is appropriate!

If you're still not convinced, just listen to this story!

"Samantha was having a great day on the 3rd. Unfortunately, she was killed in an incident involving bananas and poor peripheral vision. Police investigators were able to call up the mood at the time of her death - "surprised" - and from that, they were able to properly decode the events play-by-play at the time in question!"

The question is, how can you live without one of these things?