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dearly beloved, we are gathered here today at this wedding feast to watch it all again, eat the cake and bestoy upon the lucky pair our blessing and our warmest half-baked wishes.
those little bride and grooms standing on top of the wedding cake are so dated in this technical age.
allow the guests
and indeed the happy pair to watch the whole ceremony from start to finish with all the good bits & the out-takes.
Would have to be monochrome.
http://spectrum.iee...-video-telepresence [mouseposture, Jun 18 2011]
3D Real image
http://www.optigone.com/3D_hologram.htm Not exactly a hologram, but a REAL image [csea, Jun 23 2011]
Whiskey and life
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/usquebaugh [mouseposture, Jun 25 2011]
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"Help me, Obi-Wan-Kenobi, you're my only hope!" |
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so... film weddings with 3-D cameras? |
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[Voice] And edit very quickly, in time for the
reception. |
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Might require a chunk of photorefractive polymer on
top of the cake <link> |
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(you left out the word "nude" in the title of this
idea) |
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no... that's the honeymoon hologram. |
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That's irony, isn't it ? We can recognise these linguistic tricks, you know. |
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There's anything good about a wedding ? |
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"The Irony detector blowing off the scale". |
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[8th_of_7] see my comment above about the need
for quick editing. This idea would be *even better*
for a divorce cake. |
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Although the definition of "good bits" would be
different. They'd be precisely the bits a wedding
holographer would ordinarily discard (or keep in a
special file for personal amusement). |
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"Product may differ from illustration" |
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// would ordinarily discard // |
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Risky; it might be destroying important evidence in the subsequent prosecution for Breach of the Peace resulting from What Auntie Vi Went And Said About Our Sharon's Dennis, The Rotten Old Cow. |
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anyway - Zen & L. much love & best wishes for your future happiness ... |
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//Zen & L//eh ? *Our* Zen and possibly L ? |
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Well, congratulations to them, then! |
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// There's anything good about a wedding ? // |
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You weren't at my wedding, [8th]. Pagan ceremony
conducted by my druidic kith-uncle, hopping over a
crossed sword and broom, 12-year-old Irish whiskey, 19-
year-old mead, three kegs of home-brewed beer (stout,
IPA, and pilsner), more food than 200+ guests could devour
in a 15-hour blowout, and nary a cat in sight. |
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whisky wouldn't last 12 years in this house. |
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It didn't last a day longer in ours. |
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Perhaps we need to investigate this phenomenon further. |
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That would appear to be an appropriate starting point, yes. |
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three dimensional marriage,, a kindly let child,
perhaps,. |
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