h a l f b a k e r yPoint of hors d'oevre
add, search, annotate, link, view, overview, recent, by name, random
news, help, about, links, report a problem
browse anonymously,
or get an account
and write.
register,
|
|
|
Designed to be worn under other blankets this blanket
would
be filled with a pipe made of very heat-conductive
material.
The other part of it, under the bed, would contain a very
cold
liquid. Five minutes after the alarm sounds, it would
flush the
warm liquid in the pipes with coolth,
making the bed a
very
unpleasant place to be.
edit: spelling
Water duvet
Water_20duvet
[hippo, Apr 08 2015]
Intracardiac Adrenaline Injection Alarm Clock
Intracardiac_20Adre...ion_20Alarm_20Clock
For those who really, really struggle to get out of bed [8th of 7, Apr 10 2015]
Please log in.
If you're not logged in,
you can see what this page
looks like, but you will
not be able to add anything.
Annotation:
|
| |
Not safe for children, the elderly, pets, patients with
clotting related illnesses, asthmatics, patients of diseases
related to body temperature, or patients using sleeping
pills. Do not use with alcohol, electric blankets, heat
sensitive electronics, or at all, really. May cause heart
attack, stroke, arrhythmia, frostbite, difficulty breathing,
and belief in the supernatural. |
|
| |
What's wrong with a bucket of cold water wielded by an irate spouse/sibling/parent? |
|
| |
We liked the adrenalin injector idea better. |
|
| |