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Do you have a door in your home that closes on its own
and squeels a freightening squeel that has you
convinced that your house is haunted?
This is an electronic noisemaker with an accelorameter
and a micrphone. Squeel and motion trigger this
device that emits loud noises of flatulence. Big
Big Fart
noises to take the edge off and deactivate anxiety of the
supernatural.
User can set the flavor of fart sounds with three settings
Wet sounding, Dry sounding and A Random Mix
User can specify fart duration, tenor and magnitude.
Naturally the device audio will need to be able to
broadcast some subsonic bass for those people that
believe that demon or ghost farting should be
experienced with chest, window and nick nack vibration.
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I like this as a story premise. It turns out the door
really is haunted. |
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aaahhhhhhhhhaaaa bralllffffsssst |
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Well, this will only serve to throw you off your guard
for when you're actually being stalked by a flatulent
psychopathic killer. |
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Come to think of it, there might even be a movie plot
in there. |
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Gasbag: He who smelt it… never saw it
coming. |
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