h a l f b a k e r yI didn't say you were on to something, I said you were on something.
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Most devices are aimed at preventing or stifling snoring, but
not the Dino-snore system which uses it to great advantage.
Picture the scene - you're camping out in a wooded area
frequented by dangerous beasts, but you have no fear of
nocturnal attack, because you are a persistent snorer.
When
you
settle down for your night's sleep you wrap the comfortable
Dino-snore microphone pick-up around your throat area and
put in your ear plugs. As you begin to snore and splutter in
your sleep, the signal is picked up and transmitted to an
amplifier/speaker system that blares it into the
surroundings,
striking blind terror and fear in all those who hear the
dreaded sawing sound echoing into the night. You have
become the Dino-snore of Darkness that none shall go near.
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I don't need this, according to my wife at least. |
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absolutely hillarious [+] ... but practically not good at all |
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...loud enough to make the earth tremble... |
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I know just the person,he always wanted to screech like a Tyrannosaurus.... |
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