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warm cuddly hat with a tissue compartment.
it's a hat that you buy when you are sick instead of a box of tissues. keeps your head warm and dispenses tissues.
there could be a wet wipe version for new moms or for people that do disgusting things all of the time.
Toilet Roll Hat
http://www.jennyhow.../2007/10/toilet.jpg Like this? [skinflaps, Dec 19 2009]
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Hahahahha. Made my day. A goober crusted croissant,
for breakfast, oh frackis v and skinnyflaps. |
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And another for the title. Oh yeah, only one vote per
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It could be lined with several layers of tissue. Doff hat, sneeze into it, tear away the outermost layer for disposal. |
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I wonder if there is any particular style of hat better adapted for receiving sneezes than others. |
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Presumably the hat also has a little compartment to receive used tissues |
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ok + but might work better if it were built into a sleeve... |
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Is this a tissue dispensing hat, or a head-warming tissue dispenser? |
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These are the greatest number of exclamation points that have ever gotten a [+]. |
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I was expecting a hat that jumps off your head when you sneeze, like in a cartoon. |
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