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This chair would consist of a securely anchored pole with a Velcro harness hanging from an arm. The user would don the harness and then hang there at roughly chair height until she would want to move about again.
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It would make much more sense to wear the harness all the time and just attach it to a suspension point when required. |
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It would leave much more floor space available. |
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Guests could be quickly and easily acomodated. |
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It would also be a great substitute for a typists' or office swivel chair. |
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The susension points would be of great utility on those frequent occasions when it is absolutely necessary to re-educate a member of the sales force by the traditional means of suspending him upside-down from the ceiling by means of a length of piano wire bound round his scrotum while striking him repeatedly with lengths of thin rubber hose filled with lead shot and shouting "WHAT DID WE TELL YOU NOT TO SAY TO THE CLIENT ? WHAT WAS IT ? HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN ? YOU KNOW WHAT IT WAS ! LET'S HELP YOU REMEMBER ..." |
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You know that video of the live frog being levitated in a super-super magnetic field? What are the practical limitations on scaling that up to human size? |
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We don't know, but you can have Alan the account manager to experiment on. He's already bound hand and foot, gagged, rather bruised, and making odd noises, so it's no trouble to stuff him into a cabin trunk and deliver him to any location you choose in, say, a week or so ? |
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// traditional means of suspending him upside-down from the
ceiling by means of a length of piano wire bound round his
scrotum // |
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This is deeply disturbing. [+] |
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No, it's OK. No pianos were harmed. |
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Take it the next level and have a reduced gravity home. - A Rubic's cube track througthout the home, and a multi-strung adult door bouncer. |
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well no one said the Borg didn't have anger issues. |
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//You know that video of the live frog being levitated in a
super-super magnetic field? What are the practical limitations
on scaling that up to human size?// |
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Nothing, many videos are actually scaled up to human size
and even larger. WKTE |
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