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"Now hands that do dishes can feel as soft as your face, with mild green Fairy Liquid" - so you should also wash your face in the stuff?.... and men should start toughening up a troublesome flacid penis by repeatedly bashing it against rough concrete? It's all very dubious - making it a winner. |
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...must go squeeze the Charmin...must go squeeze the Chramin... |
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so homeopathy then. may i suggest the more intuitive "keep your hands immobile and wrapped in hot butter 24/7" treatment as more effective. |
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edit: there was an implied "...than required" to that, rather than it formed a request. |
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//if you want soft feminine skin, you should go about attacking stuff that is pliant and limp and tender like jelly // [-] cruelty to custards |
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//Although I don't have troublesome flaccidity - quite the opposite// - untroublesome flacidity, Ian? |
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//you should go about attacking stuff that is pliant and limp and tender //
What, like middle managers you mean? |
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