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adhesive tabs that facilitate re-purposing of any french fry
for
use as a reliable mustache
think durable french fry post-it-note conversion kit
about the same size as and would be sold in a similar format
as dissolved-able breath freshening strips
[link]
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Not only that, french fries could be used as slider bolts on
doors as particularly weak stoppers. |
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If you used curly fries, you could achieve the "Salvador Dali" look ... |
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As long as it's not single use plastic, I'm
enthusiastic about this most vital item + |
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[vfrackis]!!! Where've you been hiding? I missed you like an
ulcer! Welcome back. |
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Could I use this as a higher-quality spoon-on-nose adhesive as
well? |
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Possibly; what you do in the privacy of your padded cell is between you, your conscience, your psychiatrist, and Bogoobo the giant radioactive ormolu millipede who lives under your floor and causes all those weird dreams you keep having, particularly the ones that emphasize the importance of facial cutlery attachments. |
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//spoon-on-nose adhesive// Wouldn't it be more fun if it was lubricant, to gain greater skill at attachments? |
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// more fun if it was lubricant // |
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The Universe is full of wonder and amazement, most of which relates to what your species regards as "fun" ... |
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Given the frequency with which the need to use a chip as a
moustache arises, it's really quite amazing that nobody has
thought of this before. |
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