fitofpique.com

I consider myself to be a relatively normal chap, so I'm surely not alone in my occasional rush of blood which sees me dispatch an angry email to someone during a fit of pique.

Upon discovering, say, that I've been sold something utterly useless, or that a colleague has gossiped about me at work, or that the bank has errantly charged me (again), I'm often inclined to bash away in cold fury at my keyboard.

The problem is that, with the luxury of time and mute audience, I sometimes run away with my biting, uninterrupted, Oscar-Wildesque wit and I actually go too far. So far in fact, that I say something which is pretty hard to take back next day when the dust has settled.

But there's no denying that the moment of completing the email and hitting the "send" button with all the might my index finger can muster is pretty satisfying. After a quick download, my inbox now has a small red "safe mode" button in the top corner. I press it when I'm drunk or angry, and my outbox diverts all sent emails to "fitofpique.com" where it's stored for a 24 hour cooling off period.

After a day, the website emails your angry musings back to you, with an attached note saying "great email... very forceful... wonderfully written... blah blah blah" and advises you not to actually the original email, but counsels a little more caution.