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I really and truly do not understand how you can have any sympathy for those skanky, manky creatures, po. |
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Still, there's merit in making them work for their dinner! |
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they have always been one of my favourite birds, truly! although crows are probably top of the list and gannets are quite cute too but you don't get many of them in south london. |
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I don't like the gannet. They wet their nests. Top piccy [FJ]! |
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I'll see your pigies, and raise you 2,000,000 Canada Geese! + |
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No, you're right, that would be an amazing ability. If pigeons could, just by flying, make a place previously referred to as anywhere become "somewhere", that would be an amazing power indeed. That would be like turning just about anybody into a somebody! |
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hey Johnnie. I am chuffed (pleased) |
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Glad to be of assistance, pigeon-po. |
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A quote from your link shows this idea is quite doable: "Pigeons are still sometimes used as messengers. For example, medical workers on an island in France put blood samples into the tiny pockets of a vest worn by a pigeon. The pigeon then flies the blood samples to the mainland." |
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pigeons are so undervalued! I have decided to devote the rest of my life to researching these wonderful creatures and I have handed in my notice for my present job (under-estimated as I am) and dumping all emotional attachments... |
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I will be back, possibly... |
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[po] You're not that daft old dingbat who wanders around Kingston with a granny trolley full of bread actually feeding these beaked vermin, are you? If so, I'd like to talk to you about the paintwork on my car. Actually, pigeons /are/ undervalued - I can buy a brace at my butchers for less than a fiver. |
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who you calling a daft old dingbat? |
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About my paintwork...it's covered in beak and claw marks from having handfuls of bread thrown over it whilst parked near the Spring Grove. |
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I tend to throw stale bread into my hedge for any bird that comes along - generally sparrows though. I don't leave bread anywhere else as it encourages rats. |
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But you do have a granny trolley, in Kingston...? |
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not telling <nah, nah, nah> |
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ah that Spring Grove! <makes note to include it on my route> what colour is your car again? white with orange go-faster stripes was it? |
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orange go-faster stripes and a blue light. |
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