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Contestants indulge in supervised drinking followed by
lapping a walled-off obstacle course in the host city and
returning to the pub. Electric vehicles festooned with
cameras record individual progress while lapel mics record
contestant commentary (invective bleeped using 5 second
delay).
Contestants
are graded on adherence to driving
regulations, form, seat belts, speed, use of sidewalks,
innovative shortcuts, parking skills, mood, courtesy,
bleeped invective and coming to a full stop before exiting
the vehicle.
Airbag activation toggles a kill switch, disabling the
vehicle.
Kind-of like this?
https://www.youtube...watch?v=phtfV4jUMQE
A famous drinking-and-racing sequence. [Vernon, Aug 16 2016]
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Could be combined with pub golf. Could also be the event which justifies Glasgow as host city. |
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// Glasgow as host city // |
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dangerous and irresponsible. [+] |
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"In sport today, the Irish continued their 12 year
domination of the Drunken Olympics, winning gold,
silver, and bronze in every event. Coming in fourth
place in the 20 km obstacle course was a Russian
just traveling on his daily commute..." |
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