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This bed would lower the room temperature by 5 degrees,
cover the blinds, silence your alarm, drop another blanket on
you, play soft, soothing music, and gently rock you back to
sleep.
Please, just let me sleep
Please_2c_20just_20let_20me_20sleep
Not quite the same... [normzone, Nov 08 2011]
Procrustes bed...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Procrustes
...so nothing like this </relieved> [not_morrison_rm, Nov 09 2011]
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Nothing evil about it. Waking prematurely in the
early morning, and having difficulty getting back to
sleep is a part of normal aging, and, in many people,
becomes a serious problem. Lotsa people middle
aged and upwards would be grateful for
an effective anti-alarm. |
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Not sure this would be effective, though. |
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//...and gently rock you back to sleep...// |
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I was having a hard time figuring out where the "evil" part of this idea was, and then it came to me! It rocks you to sleep with real rocks! Insidious. [+] |
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A speaker inside the mattress tells you to kill everyone. |
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[rcarty] Baked in James Bond "On Her Majesty's Secret Service", although the speaker appeared to be above the bed. |
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