Bed Blanket Buttresses

I am cursed with big feet. Coupled with my slender limbs and penchant for wearing short shorts, this makes any shoes I chose look ridiculous. That is not the issue at hand today though.

Further to having big ol’ size 12s (or size 11s to UK shoe size devotees), I live in a relatively cold climate. As such, my bed blankets are normally tucked in firmly around the perimeter of the bed, as not to let any precious heat escape from my slumber cocoon. The combined effect of these factors is that I am not able to sleep on my back, as my toes and ankles cannot comfortably support the taught blankets with my feet in the customary vertical position.

Enter the Big Boots branded Bed Blanket Buttresses. Soft and plush over a structural skeleton, these blanket hoisters will give your feet the freedom they so sorely need.

Each Buttress is essentially two plates, held apart by a central column. Insert a Buttress (or two) down under the blankets at the foot of the bed. The Buttress will tent the blankets, giving room for feet to point whichever way they like.