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Just get your staff to open the emails, edit them for
grammar, spelling, format and font, print them out
and place each one in an envelope. You can then
have the pleasure of receiving a luscious stack of
uniform envelopes to be opened in the conventional
manner. |
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Printed? Really? I thought you'd have them hand calligraphied on vellum. |
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The old scrivenor woulda, but he quit in that parchment-in-fax-machine debacle. The new one - well, she's probably spending most of her time trying to work out the problems of animated-LOLcat-gif on onionskin. |
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You laugh [MB] but I once had an email correspondence with a wealthy and influential 90-year old lady, and this is exactly what happened. Her replies were punctuated with asides by the transcriber about how her handwriting was unclear at that point. |
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Dear Sir:
I hope this communication finds you well. I am Mr.
Dramane Yadi, I work in the Accounts/ Operations
Department of a Prime banks here in Abidjan Cote
D'Ivoire. I actually have an urgent and very
confidential business proposal for you. I got your
contact from Internet and decided to contact you
immediately... |
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Well, as long as it can be designed with the same "impromptu murder weapon" cachet as the old letter openers... |
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Super luxuriousness for those with time on their hands.
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//Dear Sir:
I hope this communication finds you well. |
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Where's the rest of the email? You're just keeping it all to yourself... |
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