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Imagine a highrise fire, Oops! and the thing is spreading upward!
Suddenly, the portions that are on fire, suddenly pop out! descending
20 stories straight onto the sidewalk. The floorspace is
comparmentalized, and includes wheels that allow it to be Popped
out. A large airbag set off remotely,
or by temperature, will
inflate, pushing the entire floor section to be plummeted onto
unforgiving concrete. Whoooosh! huge flaming fireball-hunk-of-
metal-thingy hits the ground, in the middle of the street.
Also useful for evicting bad tenants. I mean, their space. For bad
tenants, you can have it tethered, so that it acts like a dump truck,
ejecting all the contents, then slowly lifted and pulled back into
place.
Please follow all local, state and federal laws and regulations, and
have a nice day!
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This should involve air-bag-like hot-air balloons; I mean, given that there's all that heat from the fire, we might as well use it for something. |
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It would be more exciting if they ejected upwards with rockets |
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standardizing these compartments means that, within
buildings that support these standards, you can move your
whole housing unit with you. There will then come a time
where many of these compartment residents cannot afford
space within highrises, forcing them out into the country
sides, gaining their new monikers: compartment trash. |
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