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Toilet seat with low voltage, exposed wires running in spiral channels, about 2 mm apart, and about 2 mm deep. covering the entire area of the seat. When the seat is wet, a circuit is completed and the seat screams, HEY, YOU PEED ON ME. Once the seat is wiped, and the offending liquid removed, then
the shouting stops. There is a hidden switch to be used while cleaning.
The Super-Shocker 100
http://www.halfbake...Super-shocker_20100
Seems somehow relevant [RayfordSteele, Oct 04 2004]
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I guess I speak on behalf of everyone when I wonder, senatorjam sir, why you didn't just go for electrifying that seat. |
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Woa -- sorry -- Waugsqueke has voted himself out. Guess I dont. |
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Admiral, Maybe I should say LOW LOW LOW voltage? |
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I guess I did not take sweat into consideration...I might have to revise this Idea |
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Guess so, but it wont make much difference if you got a half decent current, if you ever tried holding a electric fence you'd know that. Feels just like somebody's put a foot in your ass. |
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Come on waugsqueke! You gone to join the guess party! |
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Admiral, it just needs enough current to trigger a relay, |
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Hmmm... direct zap path to the insides of my sensitivities... no thanks, I'll pass. |
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Might be useful on death row, in case nature calls but the Governor hasn't. |
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Peeing on seats is one of the few pleasures I have left. |
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there should be an override too if the bathroom is already dirty (like one of those nasty outdoor gas station bathrooms where you have to go inside first to get the key to get in, only to find that someone took a dump on the seat) |
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