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dickdabs
to help men with embarressing prostate problems | |
Dickdabs, a handy absorbent, bell shaped cover for the penis to conceal any unwanted, unexpected drips of urine or indeed any multitudes of sins. This will be pacdkaged in portable container, the size of a pack of tic-tacs.
They would appeal to men with prostate and other associated problems. This would
aleviate any embarrassing moments at work or when socialising!
Male Incontinence Pads
http://www.wisdomking.com/line235073.html
Already stuff out there for this [Helium, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]
Conveen System for men.
http://www.coloplas...582861?OpenDocument
[sufc, Oct 04 2004]
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what like a tissue, you mean? |
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if someone had baked this they would say that they had dibs on dick dabs. |
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oh murder, you slay me :) |
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sigh, seems to be my day for bodily function humor...I always thought these would be known as "peenie pads" |
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Fishbone for the mental image of someone at the urinal trying to slide this onto his knob. |
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Peenie Pads were memorably 'baked as a faux commercial on Saturday Night Live back when Joe Piscopo was regarded as one of the funniest men on TV. |
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sherbet wipes ..perhaps .. |
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//...back when Joe Piscopo was regarded as one of the funniest men on TV.// |
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(shudder) Ooh, the dark ages! |
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Egg box tissue wash...perhaps.? |
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Why not just wear a condom???
[fishrat] I'm unsure exactly what yo8u're thinking of, but what
if you mistook your used sherbet dickdab for an ordinary
sherbet?! |
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Edit: is the reason I don't get the sherbet thing because I'm
female? I'm usally very dirty-minded but I don't get this . . . I
have the horrible feeling it should be obvious . . . -_- |
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