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Elimination dodgeball played in a fenced arena with trained attack dogs. The players wear protective equipment and players are elimainated by being tackled by a dog or hit by the ball.
Soccer is played in a fenced court with at least four dogs, attacking both teams simultaniously. The mayhem would
be very exciting. The dog trainers would double as refs. The players would have protective equipment unless the players are violent criminals or animal abusers
And, well ...use your imagination for football.
Why stop at dogs?
http://www.newturfe...odianRing-Fight.htm
Finally, a use for this link... [justaguy, May 16 2005]
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Never buy tickets from a scalper. |
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Watch out for the puppy land mines. |
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Do the field boundries change for territorial markings? |
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Hey you whimps!!! Don't throw out the baby with the poop n pee. But actually these are good ideas for the video version exploding poop and the poison pee. Thanks. |
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Dog eat dog dodgeball gave me images of a set of great danes two teams of 4 people and a ball with a raw steak inside. |
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This idea would be great if both teams had their dogs in
cages on the sideline and would only release them as a
last resort when they were obviously going to loose, like a
country with nuclear missiles in time of war. Of course,
the other side
would release their dogs as well (just like with nukes) and
everybody would loose. Did I say everybody? Everybody
but the fans that is. I would add this feature to all sports.
With this feature, I would actually watch golf. "Well Jack,
Tiger Woods looks
pretty sharp today but his dog looks a little out of shape.
His opponents have their fingers on their cage release
buttons for this shot as it's all he needs to win and those
puppies look hungry! He shoots, and .... OH MY GOD AN
AMAAAZING HOLE IN ONE!! AAAAAAAND HHHEEEERRE COME
THE DOGS!!!!' Not only would protective equipment be
considered sissy, truly manly players would wear pork
chop jock
straps. |
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Finally-- the gladiator spirit !!! |
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