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I used to work in a life raft service center, it was such a
bad
job the only fun was shooting each other with projectiles
from high pressure air hoses, anyway, I used to toy with the
idea of putting notes in with the life raft provisions saying
things like, "hate to be you" or "don't worry
I'm sure
sombody
will be along shortly" "feeling hungry? I bet your buddies
would
be alot tastier than those crackers that are quickly running
out" anyway you get the picture. This seems incredibly
cruel
though, mainly because it is, it would be alot better to put
travel board games in with the rations to take the cast
aways
minds off their iminent deaths, or in more dire
circumstances,
best of 3, looser gets eaten.
Maby not battleships though.
Deathwatch Guidebook
http://www.halfbake...thwatch_20Guidebook Rules for land
rules for sea. [reensure, Sep 29 2002]
[link]
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Perhaps some field events for track and field - shotput, discus, javelin... |
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' Buckaroo'..just try and make sure the saddle,shovel.etc don't go flying off into the water. |
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water polo anyone? i said water polo any.. |
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Something with a FedEx shipping label sounds appropriate.. (if you didn't see castaway, never mind) |
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Use a checker board that can double as pathcing material. try vaccume packed eddible peices with chess symbols on one side.
plastic mat chessboards can be easily puchased on the internet |
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We did pack food in the life raft. there would be room for
a game too. |
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Now whatcha do here is throw this here knife so it lands between mah legs, like this *flit* *fwoop* ya... see... |
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Hmm I dont think people here understand the concept of
travel games. I gaurentee it that when one of you get
lost at sea you won't be laughing at me then will you ha
haha HAHAHAH MWAHA MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
CRAZY AM I, CRAZY, WELL WE WILL SEE WHOS CRAZY
AFTER 6 WEEKS AT SEA WITH NOTHING TO DO, I'LL BE THE
ONE LAUGHING THEN
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahaha..
.......<fade off> |
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I'm fairly sure we all understand what travel games are, we'd rather come up with lots of pointless things to include instead. I vote for a pool table. |
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Hmm straightjacket + personal_floatation_device = Funny! |
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EZ-Burn Logs, pokers, waterproof matches, 24 hot dogs, 2 lbs. large marshmallows, 1 ukelele, sheet music. |
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all i'd want would be ginger and maryann (and maybe thurston howell to bump off for the money)...well OK if you really wanna throw in jeannie and wonderwoman OK OK ... |
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all i'd want would be ginger and maryann (and maybe thurston howell to bump off for the money)...well OK if you really wanna throw in jeannie and wonderwoman OK OK ... |
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Language tapes. Repeat after me: "Pour allez au port, s'il vous plait?" |
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