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comacabana
a rip van winkel hotel to keep people in a coma until awakening day | |
have you ever thought you want to go to sleep for 20
years
and wake up then in the future?
cryopreservation has never been proven to work, and the
only legal methods of initiating the preservation process
require you be legally dead before being preserved. it's
basically bogus. to entering
a coma , willingly, is the only
legal method of going to sleep for a long long long time.
well the coma hotel exists to place people in comas and
keep them under comfortably and alive until the
predetermined time, or event----at which they specify to
be
awoken.
the hotel employs a swarm of robots to minimize the
costs of
changing bedding, and also employs hyperbaric chambers
that montor oxygen and c02 content to synthesize more
and
less active sleep states. ( increase 02 encourages
dreaming
and decreasing it slow the entire body, and mind down)
rip van hotel.
bakeD, aT leasT accordinG tO thiS linK
http://www.tripadvi..._Ordino_Parish.html
[MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 28 2014]
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"oops! Changed my mind. Really don't want to sleep 20 years. Honest Mr. Robot. Gotta pee. You would not believe the pressure. Whats that vacuum thing? Down there? No! No! ahhhh Needles No1" |
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At the Coma,
Comacabana
The slothest spot north of Havana.
At the Coma,
Comacabaaanaaa.
Morpheation persuasion and of course intubation,
at the Coma.... |
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coma coma down dooby doo down down |
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coma coma down dooby doodown down |
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coma coma down dooby doo down down |
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Love [2fries] and [bungston]'s songs!! So this idea is
good for something. [song buns]
This idea makes me sleepy.... |
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The "head" portion of a comet (as in "outer space") is
called the "coma". So, a hotel in that place could be
pretty interesting, except maybe when the comet
gets a wee bit too close to the Sun. |
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Coma Coma Coma Coma Coma Chameleon... |
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