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it occurred to me over the weekend that pornography without sound just isn't the same, so why not add closed-captioning so that those of us who are hearing-impaired can get an idea of what's being said? i think it would add so much more to the experience.
similarly this could be extended to descriptive
television for the visually impaired. descriptive television involves having a narrator describe all the action that is happening on the screen. once again, this would add another dimension to an activity that previously had been inaccessible.
Half Baked
http://www.halfbake...dea/Porn_20Teletext
[DrCurry, Aug 26 2002]
don't cry for me, PeterSealy
http://www.forevertango.com/history.html
[po, Aug 26 2002]
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All you need is a clear vinyl sticker with "Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Yeah!" to place across the bottom edge of the screen. This covers all of the relevant dialog in any porn movie. |
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As for descriptive television (in general), what's the point of a video if the user can't see the picture well enough to see what's happening? |
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Yes, because we all know that the most important part of porn is the dialogue. |
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"Uh uh uh ah uh uhuh ah yes uhuh ah uhuh yes uhuh uhuh yes yes YES YES YES" |
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DrCurry, did you learn to Tango in Paris? |
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po: no. Um...can you show me? |
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//this could be extended to descriptive television for the visually impaired. descriptive television involves having a narrator describe all the action that is happening on the screen//
2011 we now have this on some BBC shows.
i once seen a, sign suported english expresive dance version of, lets get physical by olivier nuton jon.
nearly porn for the hearing-impaired. |
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