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dont bother rolling up a sleeve or moving your hand ,
look at your shoes
US 6,470,601
http://patft.uspto....70601&RS=PN/6470601
Watch-containing shoe [xaviergisz, May 30 2005]
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Clown clockshoes for the short-sighted? |
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//look at your shoes//
...or under them |
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Pencoats. Bookhats. Spoongloves.
Keysocks. Torchcummerbunds. |
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It's dark, I'm sitting at my desk, I'm wearing flip-flops. |
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(I was gonna say I was wearing my papal robes while my girlfriend was doing me a favor, but decided that was too offensive to even hint at.) |
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So why do you need clocks on both feet? |
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It's good to know the right time and how much time is left. |
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