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WONDERFUL idea! You could probably ensure you woke up, by picking a celebrity you detest? That way you can be sure you would get up, even if only to shut them up! |
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Isn't that the point of breakfast show radio DJs? |
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I like philosophus' idea as well. Imagine waking up to the soothing tones of Fran Drescher, Gilbert Gottfried or Roseanne Barr (especially Roseanne singing The Star Spangled Banner!). |
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I'd be up in a second, and restraining myself from smashing the clock into the wall for a few minutes. |
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Besides- breakfast show radio DJs are amateurs. Roseanne's a *professional* annoyance. |
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