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I can't stand the damn things, so I envision a device which rests in your shirt pocket and is at the ready when you need to know the truth. Let's say you've met somebody in a nightclub. You give a human subject an embrace, and the device does a quick ultasound scan of the subject's bosom area, then
a small display indicates either "normal" or "fake". I haven't figured out how to remotely detect the saline types yet, but I believe the silicone types are easily detected with ultrasound.
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I've got two breast implant detectors already. One on each arm.
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[Mumu] - I think you could develop your own echosounder location abilities with a little practice. Loud, high pitched sounds rebound differently from an implant than from a normal human breast. This has the advantage of being done at a distance, so you need not run the risk of approaching an implant. I suggest you make some facsimile implants, mount them on a mannikin across the room, then practice different loud, high pitched sounds until you hit the frequency that sounds different on the rebound. You could surreptitiously practice this in a bar or coffeeshop as well. |
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// I can't stand the damn things // |
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That seems an odd thing to say, considering you are unable to determine their presence, and need a device to tell you. What, you just hate the idea of them? |
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I agree with waugs. If you can't tell then why do you care? - |
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<sigh> what waugs said. <signed a human subject> |
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I read this as "breast implant compactor". Which I guess just might be the same thing. But what waugs and po said. And UnaBubba, for that matter. |
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Yeah, and [Curry], too... |
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since saltwater is heavier than water and fat is lighter then it might be possible to do some hot tub research comparing breast bouyancy |
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What [thumbwax] would say if he read this. |
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*blushes* flattery will get you everywhere. |
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Since one tit-head after another showed up for summer break, I stopped titting around, as it was a tit boring seeing titchy-brained ideas go tits-up. |
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*would* you have said that, angel? |
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Maybe not in those *exact* words. |
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Well, if I hadn't said that, I'd have said what DeathNinja said. Me think DeathNinja funny. |
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What [DeathNinja] said (recently). |
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What [UnaBubba] didn't say. |
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What [MrBurns] meant, but didn't want to say. |
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what I thought but on consideration kept my big mouth shut. |
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What [Pericles] won't say because she thinks everyone's entitled to do whatever they please with the package God put them in. |
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What [Pericles] won’t say. |
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What [jutta] would say if she saw this list. |
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<feeling [bigsleep]'s new breasts> Are you sure these are due to the hormone treatment and not to overeating and lack of exercise? </f[bg]'snb> |
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I'll still respect you in the morning [biggie]. |
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