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I'd venture to guess that every muscle south of your
earlobes is already working at max during a
contraction. |
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That's why [bean] is proposing a mechanical assist. |
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Plan B, presumably, is to stand in a lift with a rapid
acceleration. |
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It's also worth noting that the parental cost meter starts
running as soon as the cord is cut. On that basis, it might be
better to delay the birth as long as possible, or at least for a
few years. |
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Bungee cord would be simpler. |
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"Congratulations, it's a girl!" |
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Or just give birth standing up. I've heard that makes it a lot
easier. |
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