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this would not be everyone’s cup of tea, I know but this writer would enjoy the experience of having the bluebird of happiness flutter to my shoulder for a quick peck of breadcrumbs or perhaps a sip of water.
wild & free avian accessories would make a modern adornment to one’s fashion statement.
birdlovers
attired in such a manner would be in the happy position to snap close-up pictures of their feathered friends as they all, literally, meander along life’s highway
(??) shoulder perches
http://www.bodyperch.com
possibly partly patented [Laughs Last, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
Uncle Remus
http://images.amazo...554.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
Mr Bluebird on my shoulder... [Jinbish, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
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With a chirp on your shoulder. |
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Po, I've been searching, and can't find such a thing. Nice idea. I had a neighbor who would chew up peanuts and spit them into her palm and hold it up and stand there till a bird or two would come to her hand. |
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Include an option for a bear trap with large jagged jaws to snap down on the necks of pigeons that might land there! |
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Actually, our first real spring/summer days have arrived and I am listening to the birds outside my bedroom window. You hit my soft spot. [+] |
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Wonderful idea, apart from all the bird poop down your back. |
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we are talking Joan Collins here you know :) |
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What, bird poop foundation makeup? |
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In an older Simpson's episode, Homer goes to a(n American) Football game with Ned Flanders.
He is given a giant sombrero hat tp wear that is made of tortilla and filled at the top with nacho cheese.
While this has nothing to do with your idea, I thought I'd bring it up here. Suet covered birdseed cracker shoulder pads? |
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Great, [po]! How about sodding the other side for squirrels and such? Sure you'd need an ear-cage to keep the little buggers from nibbling it off, but you'd get all the cute bits of spring right on your shoulders. |
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Nice.
Colored sugar water filled earrings should grab the attention of a humming bird or two. Would take care of that bird poop down your back problem too. |
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OhOhOH sugar-water filled earrings! Now I'm inspired! |
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What happens when you go inside? Are we talking bird-table racks beside hatstands here? ( not that I have a hatstand, personally, but there must be some people out there who are into private detective-style hat tossing ) Special bird-table facilities outside restaurants and public buildings? Bird-friendly cafes? Or are these more of an early-morning-walks in-the-park, leave-'em-in-the-garage-when-you-get-home type thing ? Just wondering. |
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2fries/dentworth - that is great! |
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Cuttlefish earings for your budgie. |
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my budgie doesn't wear ear-rings. |
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You could have an australian style hat with, instead of corks, those seed/fat balls hanging from the brim to attract tits. |
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Stop sniggering at the back. |
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if I gave you a bun, would you still have a chirp on your shoulder? |
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Hamburger helmet for your larger
feathered friends. + |
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Po, the pegleg pastry pirate does it again. |
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The upmarket version: "Avine
Epaulettes" |
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