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for dainty little children who are just too light or timid to burst their own party balloons.
I envisage the seat area of these party garments to be covered with little pins.
It would make musical chairs quite entertaining too.
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//It would make musical chairs quite entertaining too//and picking up litter. |
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...and then there's that moment when they realise that they've had too much lemonade to drink and po has to rush them upstairs to the lavatory only to have her hand lacerated. |
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Putting the squeak into 'Squeak Piggy, Squeak'. |
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The bane of department store Santa's everywhere. |
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Crap. Think anyone noticed? |
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We love you 2 fries. You are entitled to repeat any gag you want ;) |
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No points for originality, then? |
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[po] Are you sure you weren't just a little inspired by my disgusting Balloon Bust Knickers? |
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honey, how could I forget? you tease. |
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Wearing pants with pins
Around I spun
And behind me found
A donkey’s tail
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[Pericles] I doubt that sentiment is shared by all, but thanks I'll try to keep them to a minimum. |
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Your jokes aren't that bad, 2 fries. I don't gag every time I read one... |
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Semi-colon close bracket. And "every" should be read in bold. |
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+ with long enough pins and enough force your child will now be firmly fixed to the floor |
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