h a l f b a k e r yContrary to popular belief
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this useful function would help you dump someone with the touch of a button elimminating unfortunate arguements over the phone
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Care to elaborate on the "function" junction? |
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<boyfriend gives girlfriend telephone number and asks latter to call ... later> |
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Press one to be told that you're beautiful but your its your boyfriend who's just not worthy. |
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Press two to be told that your boyfriend just wishes to spend more time with his mates and that you're cramping his style |
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Press three cos your boyfriend's gay. Actually. Yea, strange isn't it. |
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Press four because your boyfriend is actually seeing your mother." |
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I'll bet dollars to doughnuts that the FBI never considered checking [fuzzy2]'s phone records to find out who dumped Jimmy Hoffa. (Missing US Union Leader since July 30, 1975) |
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<Eyes button #4> - beep - <e> |
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