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Spray this on your clothes over your chest area and your buttocks. If anyone touches these sprayed-on areas, the residue will show up on the guilty party's hands under ultraviolet light. Can be chemically manufactured for each individual so that when CSI does a spectrum analysis of the chemical residue,
it can be traced back to an individual can...and its individual purchaser.
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Why be so high-tech? Just use tar or dogs doings. Seriously though, no one is going to want to spray their clothes with chemicals when a right hook already acts as a reliable deterrent. |
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Better to use some caustic
compound that will burn through
the flesh revealing the metallic
skeleton underneath! |
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And burn through the clothes, flesh and bone of the besprayed leaving only a sad puddle on the ground with bra wires steaming in the middle. |
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TRUE STORY - my wife just started a nursing course. They had a task using a UV ink to show how easy it is to spread germs (dip hands in UV ink, wash, and then work a bit, then shine UV on working area). Everything was fine until they got to the desk of a known gropenator, and sure enough BOTH girls either side of him had large UV hand prints on their arses! |
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