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In reality, this wouldn't fool the judges. They follow the "sport" and not only know the skaters' signature moves (and weaknesses), they'd recognize the body of many of the skaters. |
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Tonya Harding's giant a55. |
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I'm pretty sure the IOC cares more about spectator-friendly (i.e., revenue-generating) than fair, excepting the degree to which fairness contributes to spectator friendliness. |
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Then you could have a judging system in which the judges aren't allowed to see the competitors, but judge based on the "ooh"s and "aah"s from the audience. |
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The provisional IRA on ice. |
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...would not get very high marks from the British judge. |
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Anybody who seriously follows the sport could tell who is
skating by how they move. It wouldn't work. As if that
weren't enough of a problem, skaters usually skate the
same programs for an entire season. |
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I actually like scoring system used on pro competitions.
They eliminate the highest and lowest score given for
each skater. I think that that's the best model for a
scoring system. Heck, they could even double the
number of judges and eliminate the top and bottom 2 or 3
scores. |
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Alternatively, they could remove from the Games any 'sport' which requires the personal opinions of judges to decide who has won. |
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Perhaps the judges only get to see a computed representation of the skating. The performance parameters are precisely tracked and recorded then replayed as a computer animated reconstruction of the performance--with anonymous skater models, of course. |
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ooohh, i like that! you could have the skaters go out on the ice all covered in ping-pong balls, with motion-tracking cameras/software doing all the technical bits, the way they do for sports-based video games. |
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Perhaps there should be some type of feedback system amongst the judges themselves. Namely electrical shocks. All Televised of course. |
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You could take judges from other sports who know nothing about the one they are about to judge, and have them give out points based on what they believe looks good, you'd have to rotate the judges every time there was a sporting event but in the case of the olympics they'd have four years to forget what they may have picked up anyway. |
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We could vote on the judges, as to which one to bump off... |
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