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The gadget to end all gadgets: a Wii controller / LED flashlight / cell phone / internet terminal / PDA / MP3 player / Podcast viewer / pager / portable wireless mouse / GPS / laser pointer / television remote / digital camera / USB flash memory stick / calculator / pedometer / digital voice recorder
/ vibrator / garage door opener.
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I'm not buying it unless it has one of those
things for removing hooves from stoned
horses. |
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The calculator broke on mine, so I got a new one. Now I have two Wii controllers, two flashlights, two cell phones, two internet terminals, two PDAs, two MP3 players, two podcast viewers, two pagers, two portable wireless mice, two GPSs, two laser pointers, two television remotes, two digital cameras, two USB flash memory sticks, two pedometers, two digital voice recorders, two vibrators, two garage door openers, and a calculator. |
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But you still need a separate engraver? Ludicrously under-featured. |
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needs more bees and jam, mate. + (if it'll end this spate of wii-ners) |
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Through in a curvimeter and I'm buying! |
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[k_sra] - the acronym you're looking for is NEJAB. By the way, apologies for posting *yet* another wii-ner. |
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This should be in the category computer:game:wii don't you think? |
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The Owner's Manual is 1647 pages, delivered as a PDF to save paper. |
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Wondering if we should have a kitchen sink marked-for-deletion category? (Though "I want it to do everything" sounds like a wibni or magic.) |
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//Through in a curvimeter and I'm buying// |
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It'd be nice to be able to snidely pun this to show the spelling problem, but nothing makes very good amusing sense. Here, however, are some possibilities, each of which falls a bit short. |
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- Should that be "Through *with* a curvimeter"? |
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- Do you mean "Through a curvimeter"? |
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- What exactly are you through doing in the curvimeter? |
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Add duct tape to the end of your list and it's fully baked and ready to go. |
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I've got one of these; it also has a living room, kitchen, bathroom and bedrooms. |
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A bit complicated. Who in God's world is going to buy something that is so chunky, you can't even fit it in your hand. It would be kind of uncomfortable when your swinging it and it feels like your holding a brick. |
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So you take my phone and add a laser pointer (not a bad idea), a garage door opener (doable, but better to add I all the rest of my keys or add a phone activated switch for the door, of an RFID sensor on the door, doable), and a Wii remote (don't know why, but probably doable if I knew the radio freq). |
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LED flashlight - camera flash
cell phone/internet terminal/PDA/MP3 player/Podcast viewer/pager/digital camera/calculator/digital voice recorder
GPS - pedometer = once you have GPS, the pedometer is just software
vibrator - waterproof case + some software to keep the vibrating alarm going
garage door opener - See "Bluetooth key for locks"
USB flash memory stick - need a little software
television remote - Software |
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Phones are crazy these days. You could actually make this and it would be only the size of a phone with a oversized battery. |
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So who needs to carry a Wii remote? |
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I know this was done as a joke, but being the geek I am, I realized the list is almost already covered by the thing I was reading at the moment. Wait, I missed the portable wireless mouse, hmmm, it already has bluetooth, need to add the sensor from a mouse, or just strap a MoGo mouse to bottom. |
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Wii, Wii, for gods sake Wii? |
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Was going to post the idea for Bluetooth keys for locks and for opening the garage door with your phone, but it is already baked, so we are down to my phone, a MoGo mouse, a laser pointer and a Wii remote. |
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I had no idea that was baked. What about a system that turns your phone into a high security smartkey for your car? Unlocked with settings and seat adjusted before you touch the door handle. |
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I didn't find it for the car, but it can'tt be too far away as many cars have Bluetooth already. |
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I was going to bun the daylight out of that idea. |
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