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You are suggesting mounting a motorised kitten’s tongue instead of the LEDs? |
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Well, I'm thinking that the LEDs will not only wake up the kittens, they will also atract them. If the LEDs don't wake you up, the kittens dancing on your head will do! |
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// alarm clock explosive collars // |
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"It's not our fault .... [bigsleep] made us do it .... IT'S NOT OUR FAULT ....." |
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If this were combined with a small "third ear" loud speaker
strapped to
the knee, its effectiveness would be doubled. |
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// I should try it the other way // |
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We thought you were a nice boy .... that's kinky. |
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How much would its effectiveness be increased if a loudspeaker were strapped to both knees ? |
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Would this apply to Elephants in the same way ? The question of Elephant Knees is still moot. |
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Could there also be a "second nose" (or "third nostril") option ? |
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With speakers on both knees, you'd obviously have a
threefold increase in efficacy. |
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That's assuming that the user isn't deaf in one knee, though. |
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// if a loudspeaker were strapped to both knees // |
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... which might be effective, but could impede walking, and other leg-related activities. |
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What [MaxwellBuchanan] said. |
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