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BorgCo labs have developed a time-release medication patch for the
somnolent.
The patches are marked according to their duration, typically 8 hours.
8 hours before the user wants to arise, they flex the patch to break an
enclosed vial, then remove the protective sheet and apply to their skin.
At
the expiry of the set time, the patch releases a cocktail of chemicals
including caffeine, amphetamine & epinephrin, which rapidly diffuse
through the user's skin, ensuring that very shortly they are wide
awake.
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I just have to put up with 3 cups of coffee and 98
cigarettes. Assuming you could get that all into a
patch.... |
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All those stimulants could upset the circadian rhythm. A complementary patch could be applied upon waking, which waits 16 hours before blasting you with a cocktail of sleep-inducing barbiturates. |
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Oh bugger, just lost me anno.. |
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//cocktail of sleep-inducing barbiturates. |
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A baseball bat has a very similar effect. |
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Rather more humanely, why not try the New NRM
Co, homeopathic knock-out drops? |
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One baseball bat is dissolved in acid, then diluted
by water to about 1000 times, simply administer
one drop to the back of the head of the victim
and .. |
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This has been posted, but in pill form. I know because I
posted it, and it was pointed out to me that I wasn't the
first to do so. |
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Yes, we know about the pill idea - the innovation here is the
method of administration. |
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