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This fast food chain would be like "Popeye's" but with a "pro-life" spin
to it. The mascot for "Pope Yes" would look like Popeye, but wear a
Mitre. No eggs would be sold -- or harmed in the operations of this
restaurant chain. Calendars would be prohibited from chicken
houses so as to prevent
the use of the rhythm method. On the other
hand, and in the true spirit of the "pro-life" movement, the
punishment for all chicken crimes, no matter how small, would be
immediate death, quartering and boiling in oil.
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In parts of the US Midwest the fatty nub at the rear of a cooked chicken is often (derogatorily) called the "Pope's Nose". This might be a particularly appropriate specialty offering for these restaurants. |
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Ordering on-line is simple due to paypal infallibility. |
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Oh, [fries], you slay me. That took me a moment to get. |
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[2fries] is really better than an entire Happy Meal!! |
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uhthankyouverymuch... I'll be here all week. Tip your server. |
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The existence of any kind of church demonstrates that we
are not fortunate to live in as an advanced period of
history than has been let on. |
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Somewhat baked. er... Fried in the form of Chick-Fil-
A. |
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gr. "[...] in as advanced a period of history as has been let on." |
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Wrong. Than is correct. Contrasts the period of history
with the one that has been let on. |
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You're just suggesting how you would say it, but I haven't
been considering your opinion for a long time, nor do I
intend to start. |
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