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As you input the numbers working towards the answer,
the
calculator moans approval and goads you on. "Mmmhmm,
that's right, oh yea! Right there!" When you hit the finish
calculation button it shows you the answer while yelling
"Ohhhhhhhhhyeeeeasssss!"
Great for people sitting alone in their
gloomy apartment
doing
taxes. Let the neighbors think you're doing something a
bit
more interesting.
Please don't... BONE this idea.
Thank you, great crowd.
A somewhat clever idea for comparison.
Calculator_20Ka-ching_20button
[doctorremulac3, Oct 31 2019]
You said bone!
https://www.youtube...watch?v=mDqsgbtpDLk
Heh heh! [doctorremulac3, Oct 31 2019]
[link]
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Yes, but does it still go "Ka-ching!" at the end? |
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Which reminds me, if you're rich, never date a woman who
says that at the moment of climax. |
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I wasn't gonna, (bone it), till you said not to. Oppositional
Disorder, look it up, doctor, it's in the DSM III. |
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Heh heh. You said bone. (see link) (If you dare) |
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