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Like "Be a bit more careful when slicing the tomato next time"
and "Don't you wish now you that you wore that helmet?"
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[theircompetitor, Oct 05 2004]
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Good grief! Why not just put salt on the bandage and let the victim rub it in? |
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Could we be a little less patronizing in the messages at least? Genuinely helpful tips that don't sound like I-told-you-so or scolding would be a good start. |
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"A very sharp knife requires less effort and allows better control."
"A pair of riding gloves will make your cycling experience more comfortable and can reduce the occurrance of road rash." |
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Looks like somebody made a boo-boo!
Smooth move, Ex-lax.
Ewww!
It'll never heal if you pick at it.
Wimp. |
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Accident happened,
Do not panic, get plaster.
Soon it will heal. |
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see above, blissy. band-aids with gashes on 'em |
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"don't come running to me when you breaks your leg" |
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There, I removed my numbers... |
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and you think that will make a difference? |
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It's not a list; it's just an unordered collection of similarly themed annotations... |
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For those of use who don’t mind lying slightly to make us seem tough: |
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“This is what you get from fighting bears” |
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“Next time think twice before pushing an old lady out of the way of a lightening strike.” |
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or "Press here for a beating". |
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SOLD! I want mine to say "Next time: shiny-side up" and the ever popular "Don't do that next time." |
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Don't forget the ever-popular "You should see the other guy" and "I attended Mardis Gras but all I got was this festering sore" |
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"This is my blister from Halfbaking too much." |
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I ran into a lampost the other day while out running. Got a rather nasty gash on my forehead as a result. On the basis of that, I'd like ones with a little arrow pointing downwards which say "I'm With Stupid". |
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'Do not open until Xmas.' |
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"My other finger is unscathed" |
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And on that note, "If you can read this, you're too close to my festering wound". |
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John 3:16 of course for sporting events |
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"They were right about you putting an eye out with that thing." |
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