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Only the paper in your paycheck is free |
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The Middle Manager's Lament. |
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You don't deserve another chance |
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"And that's one, two, three strikes you're out of my company!" |
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I don't wanna pay / for your time to be over-,
You all should clock out dead-on five-thirtyyy ,
Also don't be late / whether shop-floor or loader,
And please don't leave the break room so dirtyyy... |
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Paging: Bruce Springsteen.. |
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"For the fifth week in a row at the number one spot on the charts, here's Taylor Swift and her newest release... |
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...Karen Doesn't Work Here Anymore." |
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He wants a raise, he wants to rest.
He wants a leave, to fly the nest? |
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He wants to finish work at four,
but that's not what I'm paying for. |
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I can count on him and rest assured
that nothing can be more absurd |
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than relying on this worker of mine
and hoping the job gets done on time. |
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I hear him joking on the phone.
I see him snoozing when he's alone. |
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He needs company and many friends,
as long as it's not mine he'll make amends. |
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He's the only guy who I can count on.
to ensure the job does not get done. |
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"Mr Marks can you send her quick
'Cause my regular has been getting sick" |
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- McCartney "Temporary Secretary" |
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