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Zoom Corporate Meeting Manicure Kit

 Promotional product giveaway from Zoom for those long meetings.
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Anybody who makes a living that occasionally requires long corporate meetings on Zoom knows that this is the time to get those nails looking their best.

As a free promotional product, Zoom would give you all the tools you need to trim, file and otherwise make your nails look great in one kit. Nail trimmer, file, cuticle thingy etc all emblazoned with the Zoom logo.

It comes in a box that looks like a note pad labeled "Important meeting notes" so you can hide it away when it's your turn to talk.

—doctorremulac3, Oct 21 2020

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       Very good [+].   

       Now, devise a feature that permits systematic and thorough nose and ear excavations while concealing your activities from the other participants ... the "green screen" fake background/wallpaper technology could be adapted, shirley ?
—8th of 7, Oct 21 2020
   

       I'm trying to limit myself to one visit here a day. (as well as news and social media sites) I'll get on that tomorrow.   

       My new year's resolution is going to be to do more real surfing and less web surfing. There may be reasons to live in California if you don't surf, I'm just not aware of any.
—doctorremulac3, Oct 21 2020
   

       [+] Excellent, carry on.   

       //Now, devise a feature that permits systematic and thorough nose and ear excavations while concealing your activities from the other participants ... the "green screen" fake background/wallpaper technology could be adapted, shirley ?//   

       Video backgrounds are a thing. Similarly, hours of footage of you paying attention with occasional sage nods can be obtained from any previous meeting. Then you're free to do anything you like. My personal favorite is a dual monitor setup, camera over primary monitor zoom on secondary monitor, primary monitor contains whichever strategy* game you're into at the moment. Several hours of careful considered attention is then easy. Wouldn't want the French creeping up on my eastern border now would we?   

       //There may be reasons to live in California if you don't surf, I'm just not aware of any.//   

       The heating is free, if a little excessive in patches. Summers might get hot, but not oppressive 24hr stinky humid hot with air that was in a Carolina armpit 8hrs ago. The relative lack of bugs. Like England they got it together to ban bugs in the late 50's. Here on the east coast we have the clever convenient and delightful system of an extra mesh door/window over every existing door/window so that getting in and out while carrying objects is near impossible - a security feature I presume.   

       *FPS games don't give the right head movements/expressions
—bs0u0155, Oct 21 2020
   

       // I'm just not aware of any.//   

       You're an earthquake researcher ?
—8th of 7, Oct 21 2020
   

       //You're an earthquake researcher ?//   

       Superfood consultant and brand ambassador for a non-profit aiming to supply yoga mats to uncontacted Amazonian tribes. / activist.
—bs0u0155, Oct 21 2020
   

       "Wear your Kaftan with pride ... "   

       Presumably you also wear sandals, have a waist-length beard, are vegan, hug trees, and drive a Prius ? What we refer to as a "legitimate target" ...
—8th of 7, Oct 21 2020
   

       Hey, wait just a minute, I resemble that...all but the beard of course.
—blissmiss, Oct 21 2020
   

       So you shaved this morning, big deal...
—8th of 7, Oct 21 2020
   

       Smartass. Aren't you ever in bed asleep? EVER???
—blissmiss, Oct 21 2020
   

       We spend time in our regeneration alcoves, yes, but our systems never completely shut down like you feeble humans need to.
—8th of 7, Oct 21 2020
   


 

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