h a l f b a k e r yMy hatstand runneth over
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Voracious
Slow-moving
Relentlessly efficient
No, it will not be an open casket service!
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What exactly do they undertake to do? Eat the recently dead to
save the trouble of burying them? Recruit the recently dead to
save the trouble of eating them? Attend the funeral and expedite
the inheritance process after the "Kind Hearts and Coronets"
paradigm? |
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They offer no undertaking whatsoever. |
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They are the undertakers. They eat the dead, relying on the
last, vestigial sparks of life left in the bio-electrical network
that is your nervous system to reanimate them for another
day. I assume you still have the occasional twitch left in
you? |
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Well I have now, but ask me again when I'm dead. |
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I've made a note to do just that. |
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I assume you will have an immobile number after your
demise. |
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Upvote for the tag line X-D |
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Upvote for the tag line X-D |
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Now this is just the sort of efficiency in gravesites that we
need after last year. |
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Do zombies get tired of their Hollywood trope lines,
though?
Is there, somewhere out there there's a zombie that yearns
for some good, solid Shakespeare? |
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"Cudgel his brains no more about it, for your dull
ass will not mend his pace with beating;" |
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"Alas, poor Yorick! I ate him well. A fellow with a definite
chest, a meal most fancy. He hath bludgeoned me a whack
a
thousand times..." |
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I've heard they do a 10min, while you wait, cremation which costs just £10 (excluding taxes/urn). |
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Made me laugh. I missed this going around. It's nice to see a
cheery, uplifting idea around this cavern of darkness and
death. The mood has etched up about 1/2 point on a scale
from one to ten. That's a lot, bubba. Thank you, from
someone who has a tough time reading ideas anymore,
without it bringing memories and some sadness. |
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