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"Hook-talk", the practice of trying to hook the reader or
listener with a teaser to get them to "click thru" may
have
been started by Pavlov, extended by Neuro Linguistic
Programmer pick-up coaches and monetized by Google
Ads,
but as a mental platform, it has been assumed by
Assholes
everywhere.
Strategy for inner peace is the zen practice
of
avoiding all "click thru" speak. Learn to recognize your
inner
puppy dog being titilated by the smell of bacon, and put
him
to sleep with this special dog-lullaby of the zen practice
of
avoiding even mental click thrus. Just let it pass.
Notice the behavior, and marvel at the swirling
intricacies of intellectual commerce, but remain
unaffected and chant to yourself the sacred mantra,
"dotcommmmmmm".
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Hey, don't leave us hanging! What IS that weight loss tip we'll never guess? Please provide link. |
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Is it some kind of fat melting program that lets me eat anything I want without exercising? I'm guessing it's some kind of fat melting ancient herb since we all know the ancient Chinese never got fat. Am I close? In the ballpark? |
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Want to learn what your mouse click says about you? |
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I don't need to lose weight, so not much of a conversation starter..my yahoo email account spam is invariably |
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[woman name of someone I have never met] has sent you a message |
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[woman name as above] Boobs has sent you a message, |
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Neither of these has any plausibility I probably have bigger boobs than [woman name] anyway... |
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In all fairness, after 1 year they started |
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So, perhaps they are learning from their mistakes? |
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I prefer learning from other people's mistakes, it's cheaper and less depressing. |
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[JHC] discovered how to lose weight with this one weird
tip. Doctorremulac3 hates him. |
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Come on in... it's warm inside... |
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// What IS that weight loss tip we'll never guess? // |
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"Hey readers! Use this one weird trick to lose weight.
Federal internet fraud investigators hate
this! The one secret that people who prescribe diet
and exercise for weight loss don't want you to know
about!" |
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You're not fooling anyone.... |
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Hook talk? Is that Captain or Doctor <shows own age> |
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