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Inspired by linked idea, but surely a few thousand years too
late as an idea!
The pen may be mightier than the sword, but how come it
doesn't get the cool sword treatment? How insulting, as it
is they, after all, that were coming up with all those cool
names! As they become the
stuff of
legend in our electronic world, it is time we start
naming pens and infuse them with the magical properties
they surely possess in abandon.
Pen of Infinite Woe
Pen_20of_20Infinite_20Woe
[theircompetitor, Dec 24 2011]
I would name mine Glowee
http://www.thinkgee...s/cubegoodies/d9f4/
[jaksplat, Dec 26 2011]
[link]
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"Behold! The Biro of Power! Excaligraph! Forged
when the word was young!" |
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...heralding the rise of King Author of Scribblon.
From page to Magistwrite... |
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I write with a pen wrought from finest steel by the most magnificent penwright in the land! [+] |
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Not forgetting the three evil pens of doom, Splatter, Scratcher and Dripper. |
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A special pen for The Writing On The Wall ? |
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"Whosoever can take the cap off this bloody Bic without causing it to spray ink all over the place can have it" |
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DON'T CROSS THE SWORDS! Oops; too late by thousands of years --- carry on, then. |
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"An Elegant Writing Instrument, For a More Civilised Age ..." |
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My great-great-grandfather's grandfather was said to be a writer for the King. I now posess his mighty Pen, Scriblar: a symbol of his honor and bravery. One day, my son, Scriblar will be yours. I pray that you will never have to use it. |
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Three Pens for the Graven Kings under the scribe,
Seven for the Draft-lords with their balls of stone,
Nine were Exhortal Pens loomed to dye,
One for the Mark Board where its Mark shone.
In the Land of Wordor where the Scribbles lie.
One Pen to xool them all, One Pen to line them,
One Pen to wring them all and in markness opine them.
In the land of Wordor where the scribbles lie. |
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Beware the power of Odile! Made from the longest
feather of a black swan queen, she will use soaring
romantic poetry to make you forget your true love,
the simple limerick. |
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I named mine Shelley - in truth, I was hoping to say
something truly profound, perhaps to match
Ozymandias. But what I got instead was "The
Mummy Versus Frankenstein". |
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"These Aren't The Drafts You're Looking for ..." |
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I have been described. A pen, a pen; a Kingdom for a pen! |
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The Indelible Marker writes; and, having writ,
Moves on: nor all thy Elbow-grease nor Wit,
Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line,
Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it. |
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