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contestants battle to the death using only a fine
selection of cheese board.
Argh the molten mozzarella is burning my skin
He has a sharpened Gran Pandano and is not
afraid to use it.
The stench of the Danish blue is overpowering, I
cant tell where I am going.
Is that an Edam Cannon
on the horizon
This Jarlesberg is boring me to death.
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Another of those FPC (First-Person Cheesemaker) games? |
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My so called Smart Phone mangled all the text ! |
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//What is Chees?// Apparently it's a byproduct of Smartphone text-mangling. Perhaps there a spell-checker app for said Smartphones? |
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Ok that's it. No more ideas on the train into work.
Strictly well documented spell checked etc. I bet
Leonardo didn't have to worry about this level of peer
review. I may have to ...
"! sdrawkcab gnitirw trats" |
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... much as the way magnetic monopoles are. |
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Thank goudaness we've not lapsed into a round of
cheese-based puns again. |
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Chees is what everybody says to the camera except
your aunt who says Salami. |
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Yes, that would be a Feta worse than death … |
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(Yay, pun AND anagram, and on a triple word
score too! Mornington Crescent in 3 moves
…) |
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Is that a partial Feta, or a feta complete? |
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There's stil tons of puns yet to lay on the board. |
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Just give everyone a Brie-f summary. |
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What if contestants cheat by eating their opponents' arsenals? |
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That needed careful typing … |
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Weapons of Ca§ destruction. |
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Leicester be clear, chimay be so bold, you've gouda be Kidderton! I was talking to my Italian Grana, "Whya you have a Stinking Bishop?", she replied she was trying to disguise the smell of a small horse; "itsa mask a pony!" |
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