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Even a child can blow into a tube at the UN
Headquarters and
activate the World Harmonium. Air is then pumped
into a
designated harmonium in every country. Each note
on the
World Harmonium’s keyboard is linked to the same
note on a
harmonium in another country, all sound digitally
relayed
into
the World Harmonium concert hall.
All the world will sing from the same hymn sheet
with the
World Harmonium!
(Behind the counter: The World Disharmonium.
Using only the
finest, loudest out-of-tune harmoniums, the world
will give
you whatever you want to make it stop,
mwahahaha!)
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Do we have to teach it how to sing first? |
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Have a Coke. And a bun... |
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Welcome to the Halfbakery, [Treejuice]. |
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Just checking something - you say that //each note on
the World Harmonium’s keyboard is linked to the same
note on a harmonium in another country// - do you
mean this, or do you mean //...is linked to the same
note on each harmonium in another country//? |
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Dang, would someone get that orange-haired tabby off of the
piano keys again?! |
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I meant the first one [hippo], but I like your suggestion too! |
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Guys, guys, we have a new victim ... how long is it before we can start hazing him ? |
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<awards bun in attempt to lure [Treejuice] into staying long enough to be tormented> |
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